Questions you were always afraid to ask not about WWing

[Stan]

Why is it that after one good golf game the next 4 are absolutely atrocious?:confused:

[J.P. Rap]

OK...
What's the meaning of life? and
Can someone please explain the female of our species? :(

[callee]

OK...
What's the meaning of life? and


that one's easy: 42


Can someone please explain the female of our species? :(

this one you're on your own!:lol: (maybe the problem starts with your assumption that they are indeed part of "our" species?!? [runs off and hides])

[Brian52]

How do they get the deer to cross the road at the signs?

[Lost in the Woods]

How do they get the deer to cross the road at the signs?

I'll check my Gary Larson "Far Side" collection and get back to you!

I'm sure the answer is in there somewhere.

Kevin

[Lost in the Woods]

OK...
What's the meaning of life? and
Can someone please explain the female of our species? :(

I always figured if we understood females life would have no meaning.

Kevin

[Lee Brubaker in Edmonton]

Unlike Stan, I have never enjoyed ONE GOOD GAME of golf...it was more like one good stroke followed by four atrocious strokes. LOL

Lee

[thebigv]

Unlike Stan, I have never enjoyed ONE GOOD GAME of golf...it was more like one good stroke followed by four atrocious strokes. LOL

Lee

That is exactly how I play the game of golf.

I would like to meet the guy who said golf is a relaxing game. Sometimes it can be more frustrating then anything I can think of.

[Chris in Pickering]

Here is a question.....

Why do people come on forums to ask opinions on a product that they have allready decided to purchase then when others give that product a negative review, they defend it/go ahead and buy it anyway????

Chris

[thebigv]

Why do we park in a Driveway and drive on a Parkway???

[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

Why do I have to clik on the start button to shut my computer off?:confused:

[thebigv]

why do they call it "a Pair of pants"

[Lost in the Woods]

Why is it OK for a dog to urinate on my lawn, but if I were to do it, I would get arrested.

[Lost in the Woods]

Why do I have to clik on the start button to shut my computer off?:confused:

Because Rick Ocasek of the Cars wouldn't let Mr Gates use "Let's Go".

[Kerry in Fort Sask, AB]

That is exactly how I play the game of golf.

I would like to meet the guy who said golf is a relaxing game. Sometimes it can be more frustrating then anything I can think of.

I recently heard a great Mark Twain quote along these lines....

"A good walk spoiled."

Cheers,
Kerry

[matt in golden]

Uhhh...

How many people right now are typing in their underpants?

Matt

[Lost in the Woods]

why do they call it "a Pair of pants"

I believe it is because in reality the "pant" is in fact the two pant legs being referenced, shortened to pants.

So if a guy has only one leg, would he be "Putting on his pant", instead of "Putting on his pants". That I'm not sure about.

Kevin

[J.P. Rap]

that one's easy: 42

Hmm...I do believe you're correct.
I'm not gonna touch that other comment with a 99 1/2 ft pole. (or Kevin's)

[J.P. Rap]

How do they get the deer to cross the road at the signs?
Well that's why the sign is there. So the deer know were to cross. Geeeesh:oops:

[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

Why do "Buffalo" wings taste like chicken?:confused:

Who said " I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"?:confused:

[jim in Halifax]

Life's little lesson


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

Somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf,wood working - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always

have a limp.



Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

[Wayne]

Why do I have to clik on the start button to shut my computer off?:confused:

Hey Mack,
If it helps, you can click on a 'main menu' button or just replace (http://www.theeldergeek.com/change_text_on_xp_start_button.htm) that with something that is less confusing for you :)

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[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

Hey Mack,
[quote]If it helps, you can click on a 'main menu' button or just replace (http://www.theeldergeek.com/change_text_on_xp_start_button.htm) that with something that is less confusing for you Hi Wayne; from Nobleton? My question was more of a tongue in cheek question than anything else, but thanks for your attempt to answer. I don't profess to know much about computers, and right now I can't see anything that resembles a 'main menu' button. It's really not that much of a nuisance to clik on START rather than main menu.
Further to my comment with respect to not knowing much about computers, I recently cliked on F10 to restore or whatever and lost everything, files, pics, addresses, favourites, GOD only knows what else.
Nice talking with you again, Wayne. I hope you think I am nice.

[Wayne]

Hi Wayne; from Nobleton? My question was more of a tongue in cheek question than anything else, but thanks for your attempt to answer.

Hi Mack,

Yes from Nobleton, hope you are doing well. My reply was certainly tongue in cheek :)

I hope you think I am nice.

Your smiling face says it all :)

Take care,
wayne

[Ron F]

This question is a tough one...anyone know the answer?
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half
How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle???
Ron

[J.P. Rap]

How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle???
Ron

13.768 seconds provided the wooden leg is securely fastened.

[Ron F]

J.P. Correct..your the first person whoever got the answer on the first try...In addition the dill pickle should not be overy large
Ron

[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

[quote]J.P. Correct..your the first person whoever got the answer on the first try...In addition the dill pickle should not be overy large JP; let me be the first one to congratulate you on the correct answer! Would you mind providing me with your mathematical calculations?:confused: :lol:

[Chris in Pickering]

Here is another question, I am definitely afraid to ask.....

What would Mack and Jp look like if they put their heads together?

[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

Here is another question, I am definitely afraid to ask.....

[quote]What would Mack and JP look like if they put their heads together? Speaking for the 2 of us, at least we're not afraid to post a pic of our faces, as it would appear some are. :rolleyes::lol:

[Chris in Pickering]

[quote=pickeringwoodworker;129632]Here is another question, I am definitely afraid to ask.....

Speaking for the 2 of us, at least we're not afraid to post a pic of our faces, as it would appear some are. :rolleyes::lol:

Who would want to see my face? There already appears to be a surplus of good looking guys here. :D

[Brent in Montreal]

Hey Chris,

I just found a pic of JP and Mack's heads together

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:lol: :lol: :tongue: :lol: Duckin and Runnin fast...........

[Chris in Pickering]

Hey Chris,

I just found a pic of JP and Mack's heads together

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:lol: :lol: :tongue: :lol: Duckin and Runnin fast...........


Not quite along the same lines as I was thinking, but yes as individuals they have an uncanny resemblence to that egg.....

[Ken in Regina]

Why do we park in a Driveway and drive on a Parkway???
I was on the 401 once and I thought parkway was an appropriate name for it.

...ken...

[J.P. Rap]

Here is another question, I am definitely afraid to ask.....

What would Mack and Jp look like if they put their heads together?


WARNING.........THIS pic is X-RATED. JP's mother has been contacted and she has a bar of soap ready to apply to his vocal regions.


LOL!!! I laughed my arse off!!!
Hope I don't get kicked out for this but here ya go.

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[J.P. Rap]

[quote=Ron F;129629] JP; let me be the first one to congratulate you on the correct answer! Would you mind providing me with your mathematical calculations?:confused: :lol:

Thank you Mack.

It's quite simple. The meaning of life is 42. Divide that by the square root of monkey butt, subtract the value of one leg (consult your insurance policy for this value), and multiply by the tangent of one average sized pickle.
Try it but if you don't get 13.768 then it must be do to the difference in our insurance policies.

[Lost in the Woods]

I think it's funny J.P., and it would be a BUMMER if you did get thrown in the penalty box for that.

Send me a PM with your address before you do get the toss, I've got a really good acne cream I can send you. Mack I'll bring you yours at our next breakfast.

Kevin

[Chris in Pickering]

LOL!!! I laughed my arse off!!!
Hope I don't get kicked out for this but here ya go.

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Ha ha, and your both oiled up and clean shaven!!!!
Your a good sport JP...

Chris

[Mack C. in Brooklin ON]

Maybe the [quote]pictures of naked butt's There were no naked butts, that was JP's and my head together!:lol:

[Brent in Montreal]

Have fun with it.......BUT....keep it clean!!!!!

[Chris in Pickering]

WARNING.........THIS pic is X-RATED. JP's mother has been contacted and she has a bar of soap ready to apply to his vocal regions.


LOL!!! I laughed my arse off!!!
Hope I don't get kicked out for this but here ya go.

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If this pic was nominated, it would win the vote hands down! Would even do well against Hammers bar...

[Brent in Montreal]

Except that being a one time exception.....it ain't getting nominated :cool: :lol: .

[J.P. Rap]

WARNING.........THIS pic is X-RATED. JP's mother has been contacted and she has a bar of soap ready to apply to his vocal regions.




LOL!!! I didn't see that right away.
I fully expected it to be removed but I couldn't resist.

[Brent in Montreal]

AHH JP, funny is funny, I just couldn't bring myself to remove it. Besides you and Mack must of taken much time and care with your appearance for that pic. I've never seen the two of you looking so good!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lost in the Woods]

I've got a non-WW Q:

How do I get two songs to always play sequentially when I'm in random selection mode in Windows Media Player (VER 11).

For example, the prelude song to Steve Miller's Jet Airliner, or, Queen's "We will rock you" and "We are the Champions" or Jackson Brown's "The Load-Out" and "Stay", all don't sound right without being played together.

I've tried looking everywhere in the software, and find anything to solve this.

Kevin

[callee]

I've got a non-WW Q:

How do I get two songs to always play sequentially when I'm in random selection mode in Windows Media Player (VER 11).

For example, the prelude song to Steve Miller's Jet Airliner, or, Queen's "We will rock you" and "We are the Champions" or Jackson Brown's "The Load-Out" and "Stay", all don't sound right without being played together.

I've tried looking everywhere in the software, and find anything to solve this.

Kevin

I'm not familiar with any plug-ins that would "perma-link" the tracks, and I have also looked since I too have a number of double tracks that are meant to play together. I'd pretty much given up, but if you are really serious about it, then failing a perma-link plug in what you would need to do is get some audio editing software that would allow you to merge the two files into one. Ask around to any musician friends you have if they have any digital editing software, like pro tools or something like that.


ETA

hey, what do you know, my google-fu has improved since the last time I searched for this. Apparently what we're looking for is called an "mp3 joiner" and you can download a number of freeware versions from sites like this (http://www.dailymp3.com/splitter.html). I don't have time to try it now, so do me a favour and let me know which one you try and how well it works for you, eh?

[J.P. Rap]

Foreplay, long time (Boston)
Eruption, You realy got me.(Van Halen)
Black Mountain side, Communication Breakdown (The mighty Zeppelin)

[Tony in Brampton]

Here is another question, I am definitely afraid to ask.....

What would Mack and Jp look like if they put their heads together?

maybe like this...:shock:

[Tony in Brampton]

Here's my question.. If you cut a piece of wood in half, are each of them only half a piece of wood? Because I have a box full of half piece's. Every time I go looking for a piece of wood, I can only find half a piece. That ain't no good. Is it? :rolleyes:

[callee]

How about this one?

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/eellac/half3.jpg

[Lost in the Woods]

I'm not familiar with any plug-ins that would "perma-link" the tracks, and I have also looked since I too have a number of double tracks that are meant to play together. I'd pretty much given up, but if you are really serious about it, then failing a perma-link plug in what you would need to do is get some audio editing software that would allow you to merge the two files into one. Ask around to any musician friends you have if they have any digital editing software, like pro tools or something like that.


ETA

hey, what do you know, my google-fu has improved since the last time I searched for this. Apparently what we're looking for is called an "mp3 joiner" and you can download a number of freeware versions from sites like this (http://www.dailymp3.com/splitter.html). I don't have time to try it now, so do me a favour and let me know which one you try and how well it works for you, eh?

All my music files on my PC are WMA files and I don't want to convert them. I looked around last nite but it was too time consuming to figure out which one to use and also whether it was potentially software that is going to just cause' "digestive" issues on my PC. Just thought someone would know a quick answer on this.

Kevin

[Ken in Regina]

All my music files on my PC are WMA files and I don't want to convert them. I looked around last nite but it was too time consuming to figure out which one to use and also whether it was potentially software that is going to just cause' "digestive" issues on my PC. Just thought someone would know a quick answer on this.

Kevin
So this leads to still another question: Is there ever, really, a simple solution to a complicated problem?

...ken...